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Sanctioned by the Backyard Athletic Commission*

Beck's
Backyard
Brawl

2026
May 1st  Β·  8:00 PM  Β·  Tyler & Becky's Backyard
*Commission consists of one folding chair and a beer cooler.
Beck's Backyard Brawl 2026 official fight poster
Tale of the Tape

The Brawlers

Padre Paul

a.k.a. Paul Handelman
  • HometownSomewhere, Montana
  • BackgroundFormer Army Ranger
  • Day JobWagyu Cattle & Banjo
  • ReachLong enough
  • Walkout SongHis own

Five years in the 82nd Airborne and 2nd Ranger Battalion. Now somewhere in Montana running cattle and writing songs. Will pray over you, then suplex you.

Signature Move: The Sermon on the Mount

Hot Dog

a.k.a. Nate Perry Β· PBR #5064

150 pounds of bad decisions and good outcomes. Won the 2016 Buckin' Wild Music Festival in Amarillo. Has a verified PBR profile β€” the only fighter on tonight's card with one. Don't let the weight class fool you.

Signature Move: The Eight-Second Sleeper

Lady Bird

a.k.a. Lane Wilhelm
  • HometownWherever the truck is parked
  • BackgroundTyler the Green's brother
  • SpecialtyTalkin' & Walkin'
  • StaminaAll night
  • Walkout Song"Long Haired Country Boy"

Half cowboy, half cardio. Will out-charm you, out-sing you, and then politely throw you in the cooler. Brings his own folding chair to every fight.

Signature Move: The Texas Two-Step Takedown

Tee Willie

a.k.a. Tyler Wilhelm β€” The Groom
  • HometownThis Backyard
  • BackgroundFrontman, Tyler Wilhelm Band
  • StatusEngaged to Becky πŸ’
  • CornermanHis own bride
  • Walkout SongOne of his own

The host. The headliner. The reason the fence got reinforced. Wins matches the way he wins crowds β€” slow build, big chorus, everybody singing along by the end.

Signature Move: The Honeymoon Headlock
Tonight's Card

The Fight Card

Padre Paul
VS
Hot Dog
Opening Bout Β· Best of 1 Β· Holy Ranger Rules
Lady Bird
VS
Tee Willie
Co-Main Β· Brother-in-Law Invitational
Padre Paul & Lady Bird
VS
Hot Dog & Tee Willie
⭐ Main Event · Tag-Team · For the Becky Cup ⭐
Halftime Show

The Boys Got Bands

Two of our brawlers also moonlight as musicians. Pre-game with the official fight-night soundtrack.

Padre Paul Handelman

Real Artist Β· Real Spotify Β· Real Good

Walkout EP: Unbridled β€” recorded somewhere between a barracks and a barn. Proceeds to veteran charities. Banjo: optional. Boots: mandatory.

Tyler Wilhelm Band

Real Artist Β· Real Spotify Β· Plays His Own Reception

Tee Willie is also taking the stage at his own wedding. The band has been instructed to play through any and all backyard altercations.

Tonight's Walkout Mix

Promoter's Cut Β· Authenticity Not Guaranteed
B
2026

Beck's Backyard Brawl: Walkout Mix

Compiled by The Backyard Athletic Commission Β· 7 songs, ~24 min

1
Sermon on the MountPadre Paul Β· Walkout Theme
3:42
2
Eight Second EternityHot Dog Β· Bull Rider Anthem
2:58
3
Two-Step TakedownLady Bird Β· Honky-Tonk Stomp
4:11
4
Honeymoon HeadlockTee Willie Β· The Groom Cut
3:33
5
Becky's Backyard (Where the Bodies Lay)Various Artists Β· Closing Theme
5:02
6
No EMTs in SightThe Backyard Athletic Commission
2:11
7
Long Live the BrideTee Willie ft. Becky
3:09

* This playlist exists nowhere. Press play in your imagination. Or don't.

β˜… MAY 1ST 8 PM β˜… β˜… TYLER & BECKY'S BACKYARD β˜… β˜… FOUR WARRIORS β˜… β˜… ONE BACKYARD β˜… β˜… BYOB β˜… β˜… NO REFUNDS β˜… β˜… NO MERCY β˜… β˜… NO SHOES ON THE COUCH β˜… β˜… MAY 1ST 8 PM β˜… β˜… TYLER & BECKY'S BACKYARD β˜… β˜… FOUR WARRIORS β˜… β˜… ONE BACKYARD β˜… β˜… BYOB β˜… β˜… NO REFUNDS β˜…
Save the Date
May 1 Β· 8 PM
Tyler & Becky's Backyard
An Epic Night of Strength, Skill & Adrenaline
The Fine Print

House Rules

  1. No closed-fist strikes to the face. We have a wedding photographer next week.
  2. The grill is not a weapon. The grill is sacred.
  3. If the dog enters the ring, the dog wins. Match over.
  4. You break Becky's solo cup, you buy Becky a new dishwasher.
  5. BYOB. The promoter is not your hydration sponsor.
  6. The neighbors have been notified. They are also invited. Probably.
  7. In the event of a tie, the groom wins. It's his backyard.
Reserve Your Seat

Get In or Get Got

Seating is limited to whatever folding chairs we can scrounge. RSVP so we know how many briskets to put on.

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